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Being Straight is the quality or characteristic of being romantically, and sexually attracted to the opposite sex or gender. Straight men are attracted to women, and straight women are attracted to men. Being Straight is the most common sexual orientation in the world. People who are Straight are also referred to as "Heterosexual"

Straightness is the basis of civilization due to the fact that it leads to procreation, and reproduction which is crucial to the survival of any species.
We would not exist without our straight parents.
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by LifeIsPrettyGood May 06, 2019

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Het
A Het is a Heterosexual person. Being Heterosexual is the quality or characteristic of being romantically, and sexually attracted to the opposite sex or gender. Heterosexual men are attracted to women, and heterosexual women are attracted to men. People who are Heterosexual are referred to as "straight".

Heterosexuality is the basis of civilization due to the fact that it leads to reproduction. Reproduction is possible only through Hets.
"You and I would not exist without our Het parents."
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by LifeIsPrettyGood April 16, 2019

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Heterosexuality is the quality or characteristic of being romantically, and sexually attracted to the opposite sex or gender. Heterosexual men are attracted to women, and heterosexual women are attracted to men. Heterosexuality is the most common sexual orientation in the world among humans, and animals(female animals and male animals being attracted to each other). People who are Heterosexual are referred to as "straight".

Heterosexuality is the basis of civilization due to the fact that it leads to procreation, and reproduction.
You and I would not exist without Heterosexuality.
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by LifeIsPrettyGood April 12, 2019

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An Ancient Greece philosopher, and soldier. Xenophon was much more reasonable than Socrates on pretty much every issue, and his thoughts were grounded in reality. Thankfully from Xenophon we can actually understand the realities of Ancient Greece, rather than have to rely totally on the wild ramblings of Socrates, which were plagued with hyperbole and pedophile tendencies.
Xenophon > Socrates
by LifeIsPrettyGood April 13, 2019

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