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(pronounced "ZLOR-bik") n. 1) technologically advanced object, either a technical device or an element of one 2) a comparative unit of technology
Jim: "I haven't figured out all the xlorbics on my new digital camera yet."

Bart: "Mango got a new Prius, and it has more xlorbics than last year's did."
xlorbic by BuenaSuerte July 14, 2010
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Illicit party material, which aids in conversation and dancing. Xorbs are often hard to find unless you are in talks with Lopez.
Xorbs are generally small and circular in shape, although once a year Lopez releases his special harvest, these often take the shape of a triangular prism.
Xorbs by Habib Mawan January 21, 2009
A member of the male sex who likes to eat 8 inch cocks and likes dirty sanchez's and tea bags daily.
Stop being so fucking xsorus.
Xsorus by lolipop March 10, 2005
A thrifty gay. A penny pincher who is very cheap. Forced to be a gay since he is too cheap to pay for a date so he takes on the female role of a relationship.
That queen is such a xsorus when it comes giving Simon the reach around.
xsorus by Giovanny March 10, 2005
A Bald Panda Man
Xtorbit.
An alien, first originated in Jun 2021, with purple antennae and a green body sitting in a UFO
Hey! Look at this Xorbla!
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