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skip school day xddddd
"teacher: why is no one here?!?!?!"
"principal: becuz its skip school day!!11" so thats skip school day xddddd
"principal: becuz its skip school day!!11" so thats skip school day xddddd
skip school day xddddd by wild_dodo May 1, 2021
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xddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd that was a funny joke XD
xddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd by GuyOnDr0G December 25, 2017
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That's so xddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
xdddddddddddddddd by Mike smith xdddd April 3, 2018
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is the meaning of god himself he created this word alone with the power of love and friendship
is the meaning of god himself he created this word alone with the power of love and friendship
Mike: Oh god save my family and my beloved.
God: xddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd no that sum gay shit fam.
God: xddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd no that sum gay shit fam.
xddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd by God Lover 123 December 10, 2017
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xdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd by souhh January 24, 2017
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1) Someone laughing.
2) Someone lauging that fell asleep on the "D" button when they meant to type xd instead of xddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
2) Someone lauging that fell asleep on the "D" button when they meant to type xd instead of xddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
wtf xddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
xddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd by jonnis0909 October 27, 2017
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