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A command you can use when your electronic devices aren't working. It can also be used on your wife when she doesn't cook you dinner, though this may result in her filing for divorce.

Husband: Honey, what's for dinner?
Wife: Jeffrey I don't think Billy should grow up with you in this household. You're always drinking and smoking. You never spend time with him.
Husband: XBOX ON
Wife:I want a divorce.

xbox on by dankyspanks27 May 7, 2018

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americans on xbox live

these are the dumbest and most obnxious of the nation, you will either find them to be 12 yr old kids who feel the need to threaten you, or old men who took part in the revolutionary war.

'i can cheat cos my uncle wrks for bungie'
'you bloody wanka' all of the impressions of a british person must be sed in an australian accent. as americans cnt do impressions, apart from impressions of a silly fat person who lives in a basement

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americans on xbox live by David Alderson April 22, 2005

Ear rape on xbox

When your significant other perceives to violate your ears with a homosexual story of two dudes f****** and a dude and a dude and a pool turns into a girl gets f***** by a guy then turns back into a guy and gets f***** by another guy by the same guy my fault there you go that's ear rape on Xbox

Ear rape on xbox plz leave

Ear rape on xbox by Comcoxmxpsks May 12, 2021

rings on xbox 360

Boy, do you actually not know what those rings mean? If there’s 3 of them we’ll say goodbye to it.

There’s rings on Xbox 360 !
Well sorry, it’s done for.

rings on xbox 360 by enAnomymous March 1, 2021

lordherc3087 on xbox

an xbox version of a discord kitten

hey stugene did you hear about clive. i heard he fell inlove with a girl on warzone hes such a lordherc3087 on xbox

lordherc3087 on xbox by Makkapakka198 December 19, 2024

Mom said it's my turn to play on the Xbox

Mom said it's my turn to play on the Xbox by Job, Blow July 18, 2020

Pimpin' On Da Xbox Hoe's

Someone Who Sit's on Xbox all Day Long Hitting on girls, usually more than one. Trying to get laid over xbox

Lee, did you have any luck Pimpin' On Da Xbox Hoe's in that party?

Pimpin' On Da Xbox Hoe's by BillyBrown05 May 19, 2009

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026