wuzzer Share definition Flag (pernounced "woozer") Adjective: someone who states or acts the obvious or annoyance. Noun: a dumbass. "That's a wuzzer statement." "Stop being a wuzzer." wuzzer by gonzorr July 16, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the wuzzer mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch