Wizzer

the toilet (usually in a bar)

I've got to go hit the wizzer.

by ColdRolledSteel July 25, 2009

Wizzer

A car or motorcycle.

"Alright mate , You seen my new wizzer ? Bought it yesterday."

by APRILIAKTM150 June 7, 2017

Wizzer

Ther word Wizzer is used as a term for the drug Speed.

"hey man can you score me any wizzer"

"Can i get a gram of wizzer"

by KrAzYHaYzY February 28, 2009

wizzer

what Pandora from skins says.

"Yeah..wizzer."

by Katrina Emily Seraphim April 6, 2009

wizzer

something super cool, or beyond awesome.

yeah, the show at the metro last night was wizzer.

wizzer shoes, bro. they look good.

by jared the sell out March 31, 2011

wizzer

(to take a wizzer) n. - The superlative form of a whizz or just a plain piss. Wizzers are usually an extreme or prodigious piss that is special in some way:

1. When you've held it for a long time

2. A special or unique piss

3. A long whizz.

1. I held my piss for 30 days and yesterday had an awesome wizzer!

2. Boy: Let's go sign our names on that concrete wall.
Girl: Yeah, I feel like taking a wizzer!

3. John: I need to take a wizzer.
Andrew: see you in 30 minutes!

by JPhat December 20, 2005

WIZER or WIZZER

WIZER or WIZZER:

Anything that spins rapidly around a central axis

Free standing "Spinning Eggs" often found in childrens playgrounds are also known as "Wizer or Wizzer"

by MASTER WISDOM April 4, 2008