(to take a wizzer) n. - The superlative form of a whizz or just a plain piss. Wizzers are usually an extreme or prodigious piss that is special in some way:

1. When you've held it for a long time

2. A special or unique piss

3. A long whizz.

1. I held my piss for 30 days and yesterday had an awesome wizzer!

2. Boy: Let's go sign our names on that concrete wall.
Girl: Yeah, I feel like taking a wizzer!

3. John: I need to take a wizzer.
Andrew: see you in 30 minutes!

wizzer by JPhat December 20, 2005

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A wizzer is usually a coffee grinder, used to chop bud. It chops faster, finer and fucking romps ya mate. I recommend the aussie white kmart wizzer! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Mate: “Fuck yeh mate i just got a fifo!”

Me: “Come over and have a sesh you can chop it in my wizzer lad.

Mate: Fuck yeah see ya soon bro

wizzer by 𝖒𝖆𝖗𝖈𝖚𝖘 ⚜️🤍 December 5, 2021

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