Wizzer

the toilet (usually in a bar)

I've got to go hit the wizzer.

by ColdRolledSteel July 25, 2009

wizzer

what Pandora from skins says.

"Yeah..wizzer."

by Katrina Emily Seraphim April 6, 2009

Wizzer

A car or motorcycle.

"Alright mate , You seen my new wizzer ? Bought it yesterday."

by APRILIAKTM150 June 7, 2017

Wizzer

Ther word Wizzer is used as a term for the drug Speed.

"hey man can you score me any wizzer"

"Can i get a gram of wizzer"

by KrAzYHaYzY February 28, 2009

wizzer

something super cool, or beyond awesome.

yeah, the show at the metro last night was wizzer.

wizzer shoes, bro. they look good.

by jared the sell out April 18, 2011

wizzer

(to take a wizzer) n. - The superlative form of a whizz or just a plain piss. Wizzers are usually an extreme or prodigious piss that is special in some way:

1. When you've held it for a long time

2. A special or unique piss

3. A long whizz.

1. I held my piss for 30 days and yesterday had an awesome wizzer!

2. Boy: Let's go sign our names on that concrete wall.
Girl: Yeah, I feel like taking a wizzer!

3. John: I need to take a wizzer.
Andrew: see you in 30 minutes!

by JPhat December 20, 2005

wizzer

A wizzer is usually a coffee grinder, used to chop bud. It chops faster, finer and fucking romps ya mate. I recommend the aussie white kmart wizzer! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Mate: “Fuck yeh mate i just got a fifo!”

Me: “Come over and have a sesh you can chop it in my wizzer lad.

Mate: Fuck yeah see ya soon bro

by 𝖒𝖆𝖗𝖈𝖚𝖘 ⚜️🤍 December 5, 2021