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Hawt, smart, athletic Chinese guy trained in the martial arts.
OMG Wufei u r teh gosu!
wufei by Wufei April 24, 2005
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(Wife-ish) noun. The woman you have a monogamous long term relationship with, but refuse to marry.

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This is Emma, my wifeish.
wifeish by Dr.Blackthorne March 15, 2014
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wifeing championships 

1. To turn down any and all requests to go out and have a good time with friends because you have to stay home with your significant other.

2. The act of cutting yourself off from the rest of the world at the request of your significant other.

The term applies whether your partner is a girlfriend, fiancé, wife, or just a cutty buddy.
Nick – Yo Daz, you want to catch a drink and watch the game tonight?
Dillon – Nah, I’m competing in the Wifeing Championships.
Nick – Really? C’mon you ain’t been out in like weeks, don’t you already have like 3 championship rings by now?
Dillon – Yeah, but now it’s game 7 tonight, cause it’s the season finale of Gray’s Anatomy.
Nick – Your stuff’s weak. Wizzeak!
A religious organization that is devoted to the belief that a woman's salvation lies in pleasing her man.

It rests on the key concept that a woman's true happiness comes from the lasting attention and authentic affection from a man.

The religion consists of several rules and regulations including: "Thou shalt never turn into a fat-ass." and "Thou shalt never let your man go hungry."

Wifeism also considers the home to be a temple, in which the most sacred room of worship is the kitchen.
Sorry, wearing "mom jeans" is against my religion - i recently converted to wifeism.

I was tired of being an angry feminist, and so i joined wifeism - now i regularly get oral sex!
wifeism by Natalie Savoureux May 11, 2011
A great source of energy. When given the power of wufe, it may be used in any context. Receiving the power of wufe will infact result in crying, spontaneous compustion, falling continuously, or in fact nothing will happen. Wufe is amazing
What the wufe?

Would you give me a wufe?

Will you exchange wufes?

Oh, wufe!!

So, then we will go to the wufe, and then, you know, wufe.
Wufe by Wufemasterflash June 23, 2011

WuWei Bidet 

When you crush up a lil' bag of opium sprinkle it on a chinese hooker's tongue, then you get a rim job from her.
"i gots all this opium dawg, do we smoke it ? ..NAH Foool, need to get that WuWei Bidet for the real spiritual high"
WuWei Bidet by Buttslang February 28, 2018
My dealer was out of coke and I told him to suck a fat goat's wufie.
Wufie by leadercobra May 3, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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