1. To turn down any and all requests to go out and have a good time with friends because you have to stay home with your significant other.

2. The act of cutting yourself off from the rest of the world at the request of your significant other.

The term applies whether your partner is a girlfriend, fiancé, wife, or just a cutty buddy.

Nick – Yo Daz, you want to catch a drink and watch the game tonight?
Dillon – Nah, I’m competing in the Wifeing Championships.
Nick – Really? C’mon you ain’t been out in like weeks, don’t you already have like 3 championship rings by now?
Dillon – Yeah, but now it’s game 7 tonight, cause it’s the season finale of Gray’s Anatomy.
Nick – Your stuff’s weak. Wizzeak!

wifeing championships by Mr. Nick Pappagorgio March 23, 2010

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wifeism

A religious organization that is devoted to the belief that a woman's salvation lies in pleasing her man.

It rests on the key concept that a woman's true happiness comes from the lasting attention and authentic affection from a man.

The religion consists of several rules and regulations including: "Thou shalt never turn into a fat-ass." and "Thou shalt never let your man go hungry."

Wifeism also considers the home to be a temple, in which the most sacred room of worship is the kitchen.

Sorry, wearing "mom jeans" is against my religion - i recently converted to wifeism.

I was tired of being an angry feminist, and so i joined wifeism - now i regularly get oral sex!

wifeism by Natalie Savoureux May 11, 2011

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Wufe

A great source of energy. When given the power of wufe, it may be used in any context. Receiving the power of wufe will infact result in crying, spontaneous compustion, falling continuously, or in fact nothing will happen. Wufe is amazing

What the wufe?

Would you give me a wufe?

Will you exchange wufes?

Oh, wufe!!

So, then we will go to the wufe, and then, you know, wufe.

Wufe by Wufemasterflash June 23, 2011

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WuWei Bidet

When you crush up a lil' bag of opium sprinkle it on a chinese hooker's tongue, then you get a rim job from her.

"i gots all this opium dawg, do we smoke it ? ..NAH Foool, need to get that WuWei Bidet for the real spiritual high"

WuWei Bidet by Buttslang February 28, 2018

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Wufie

A slang term for penis

My dealer was out of coke and I told him to suck a fat goat's wufie.

Wufie by leadercobra May 3, 2009

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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