wtflj

"What The Fuck, Lying Jerkoff?!?!?!"
An exclamation of disgust and personal contempt for someone who is saying something blatantly untrue. Usually used in chat/text.

Neil: Dude, right after I blasted a load in her ass, her mom felched out the shitty load.

Brian: WTFLJ

wtflj by Brown Thunder May 19, 2008

WTFWJD 

What The Fuck Would Jesus Do? A snarky reaction by non-fundies to the trend amongst some self-righteous fundamentalist Christians to wear apparel with the motto WWJD (What Would Jesus Do).

"...so I had to make a choice, the stripper or the joint. I was unsure, so I thought to myself, WTFWJD?"

WTFWJD by mae January 19, 2004

wtfjpn 

Shortened choice of typing "What the fuck Japan" for users who just recieved various mindfucks from a display of Japan's idiosyncratic media.

User 1: lulz they just released a new game where u can dress anime skoolgirls with a variation of living animals and then shoot from snake bazookas or something

User 2: cans u use invisible chameleon?

User 1: fuck yes

User 2: lol wtfjpn

wtfjpn by Jigmew August 24, 2009

wtfjh 

What the fuck just happened?

Use as needed.

Man1: dude i got a new car today!! :D
Man2: oh really what kind?
Man1: No, I don't, thats disgusting!
Man2: wait... what? I just asked what kind of car it was.
Man1: Oh my god! You sick jerk! *signs off*
Man2: ...
Man2: wtfjh

wtfjh by BDZ292 March 7, 2010

WTFLMAOLOLOMGSTFUROFLASLDWIMNWISKTHXBAITTYLDIE

Short hand for: What The Fuck Laughing My Ass Off Laugh Out Loud Oh My God Shut The Fuck Up Rolling Over From Laughter Age Sex Location Do What I Mean Not What I Say Ok Thanks Goodbye Talk To You Later Die!

As you can see it is quite useful. Yet only noobs and losers use it.

WTFLMAOLOLOMGSTFUROFLASLDWIMNWISKTHXBAIDIE!

Shut up you fucking noob!!!

WTFLMAOLOLOMGSTFUROFLASLDWIMNWISKTHXBAITTYLDIE by BackToNormal July 1, 2004

wtflip 

used like an alternative to "WTF" but it's more cleaner

Girl: Hey did you know that we're having a pop quiz today?
Girl: Are you serious? WTflip!!! D:

wtflip by kittykatspade August 5, 2010

WTFLOLBBQ 

An exclamation of extreme surprise, used when writing online and not commonly pronounced, can be combined with OMG for an extra surprise/irony.

Guy: So then he grabbed his sword and STABBED HIMSELF
Guy2: WTFLOLBBQ!!

Girl: and then I opened the closet and found A DEAD BODY!!
Girl2: OMGWTFLOLBBQ!!!

WTFLOLBBQ by OnixNix August 31, 2010