wtfjh 

What the fuck just happened?

Use as needed.

Man1: dude i got a new car today!! :D
Man2: oh really what kind?
Man1: No, I don't, thats disgusting!
Man2: wait... what? I just asked what kind of car it was.
Man1: Oh my god! You sick jerk! *signs off*
Man2: ...
Man2: wtfjh

wtfjh by BDZ292 March 7, 2010

wtfjh 

"what the fuck just happened?"; what you say when you get super blazed on some good weed and then something happens but you have no fucking clue what's going on and then you just transport to the present and you're thinking "what the fuck just happened?" and then you say "what the fuck just happened?" and then you burst into a psychotic laugh at your own stupidity.

Connie: "Why is Jane all spaced out over there?"

Tyler: "Just give her a few. "
*3 seconds later*
Jane: "wtfjh!!!!!!"*laughs psychotically*

wtfjh by wiggerhugger March 19, 2019

wtfjpn 

Shortened choice of typing "What the fuck Japan" for users who just recieved various mindfucks from a display of Japan's idiosyncratic media.

User 1: lulz they just released a new game where u can dress anime skoolgirls with a variation of living animals and then shoot from snake bazookas or something

User 2: cans u use invisible chameleon?

User 1: fuck yes

User 2: lol wtfjpn

wtfjpn by Jigmew August 24, 2009

wtfh 

Stands for: What the fucking hell

Hi, wtfh are you talking about?

wtfh by Thrinn January 31, 2004

wtfhwt

What the fucking hell was that?

*there's an old lady walking with a MUSIC SAVED MY LIFE shirt*
Dude 1: Look, there.
Dude 2: WTFHWT?!
Dude 1: Ermmm. *shrugs*

wtfhwt by tasteforsuicidal January 9, 2008

wtfhax

What The Fuck Hacks. Used to express suprise, and to accuse someone of hacking (cheating), in an online game.

He just pulled off a headshot from the other side of the map! WTFHAX!

wtfhax by dz October 27, 2003

WTFH 

My abbreviation for What The Fucking Hell. Granted no one actually uses this, eventually people will come around...

"LIKE, OMG, I TOTALLY HAD A GREAT TIME, IT WAS THE SEX!!"
"Ashley, WTFH, SHUT THE HELL UP!"

"Yesterday, I saw the weirdest shit."
"What?"
"This guy was bangin' his dog, and I said, "This a WTFH moment right here."
"WTFH?"
"Dude, your such a noob."

WTFH by David717 April 29, 2008