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(N) An overly indoctrinated psychologist or psychiatrist (slang: shrink) that responds to make friends at every problem that is shared with him. Probably watched at least 3 seasons of MLP, a portmanteau of the words "friendship" and "shrink".
Example 1:
Person: MY ARM HAS BEEN CUT OFF
Friendshrink: make a friend, he will give you the arm you need!
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Person: MY MOTHER HAS BEEN KILLED, WHATDOIDOWHATDOIDO??!
Friendshrink: Make a friend, he will be the mother you lost
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Person: I AM DONE WITH IT ALL, I WANT TO KILL MYSELF AND END IT
Friendshrink: Make a friend, he will emphasize with your sadness and perhaps kill himself with you!

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Example 2:
Friendshrink: You need friends
Person: *proceeds to show an entire essay against it*
Friendshrink: You need friends
Person: but I answered-
Friendshrink: You need friends, I am giving you helpful advice
Person: I told you why it's not good for me
Friendshrink: ...
Friendshrink: You need friends.
by ryancflam December 01, 2019
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(noun)
a building which functions as a home for human habitation, it usually consists of a ground floor and one or more upper storeys.
my house is too old and dusty, I want a new house to live in
by ryancflam January 31, 2016
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1. (V) To raid, usually about raiding Minecraft/Discord servers.

2. (N) A person who is really delusional, or “flawed”.

(Censored version: n**)
1. Hey, can we neo this server? Never mind, someone else already neod it.

2. Don’t be such a neo.
by ryancflam December 21, 2018
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The world's second cryptocurrency (Bitcoin as first). Litecoin uses the hashing algorithm Scrypt, which is quite similar to Dogecoin.
Holy crap, this mining rig is awesome, I'm gonna mine some Litecoin with it!
by ryancflam April 10, 2016
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A delicious and healthy drink that will totally not kill one’s brain cells.
Drink some CloroxEnergyDrink to get super brain powers.
by ryancflam December 22, 2018
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(V) To perform a hard/shitty landing.
The captain just ryanaired, we are scared and have shat our pants.
by ryancflam January 30, 2019
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