ryancflam's definitions

Neo

1. (V) To raid, usually about raiding Minecraft/Discord servers.

2. (N) A person who is really delusional, or “flawed”.

(Censored version: n**)

1. Hey, can we neo this server? Never mind, someone else already neod it.

2. Don’t be such a neo.

by ryancflam December 21, 2018

CloroxEnergyDrink

A delicious and healthy drink that will totally not kill one’s brain cells.

Drink some CloroxEnergyDrink to get super brain powers.

by ryancflam December 22, 2018

Ryanair

(V) To perform a hard/shitty landing.

The captain just ryanaired, we are scared and have shat our pants.

by ryancflam January 30, 2019

n**

N word

YOU N**

by ryancflam June 25, 2019

wrongjority

When the majority of people is in the wrong.

I'm sick of the wrongjority delusional sheep winning.

by ryancflam March 22, 2019

Friendshrink

(N) An overly indoctrinated psychologist or psychiatrist (slang: shrink) that responds to make friends at every problem that is shared with him. Probably watched at least 3 seasons of MLP, a portmanteau of the words "friendship" and "shrink".

Example 1:
Person: MY ARM HAS BEEN CUT OFF
Friendshrink: make a friend, he will give you the arm you need!
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Person: MY MOTHER HAS BEEN KILLED, WHATDOIDOWHATDOIDO??!
Friendshrink: Make a friend, he will be the mother you lost
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Person: I AM DONE WITH IT ALL, I WANT TO KILL MYSELF AND END IT
Friendshrink: Make a friend, he will emphasize with your sadness and perhaps kill himself with you!

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Example 2:
Friendshrink: You need friends
Person: *proceeds to show an entire essay against it*
Friendshrink: You need friends
Person: but I answered-
Friendshrink: You need friends, I am giving you helpful advice
Person: I told you why it's not good for me
Friendshrink: ...
Friendshrink: You need friends.

by ryancflam December 1, 2019

Ums

(V) The act of sacking or removing an individual for absolutely no reason at all from an organisation or place for a prolonged period of time, typically for three years or more.

This job sucks! The boss seems to be umsing all his new employees!

by ryancflam June 9, 2019