Wrong dongle. A dongle is a small piece of hardware that connects to a laptop or desktop computer. You generally need 3-5 of these to connect your newest Mac laptop to anything.
Friend 1 trying to set up a presentation and making the whole meeting wait: "Everyone admire my new mapple book! Wait, does anyone have component XYZ? I only have these 15 other dongles!"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.