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Turbo Wrecked 

What HopCat gets in most of his games
"I'm getting turbo wrecked right now" -HopCat on Wednesday, April 29th, 2020
Turbo Wrecked by CZea April 29, 2020

wrecktum 

A really torn-up asshole. A combination of the words "wreck" and "rectum."
"She liked it so much that I decided to give her a wrecktum."
wrecktum by McB December 8, 2004

riggity riggity wrecked 

From Rick and Morty, the act of getting RIGGITY RIGGITY WRECKED is to get so fucked up that it's almost other worldly
"Man I got so riggity RIGGITY wrecked last night!"

tyrannosaurus wrecked 

A phrase describing one's extreme intoxication
Guy 1: oh man, you really loved those jaeger bombs last night...
Guy 2: yeah, i was tyrannosaurus wrecked!

wrecked wagon 

A girl with an unattractive face, yet sporting a phatty on the back side.

booty ass train
Nigga 1: Ya know that bitch Monica with that phat ass?
Nigga 2: Hell yeah but her face looking like it came out dat ass
Nigga 1: Absolutely, Shes a WRECKED WAGON.
wrecked wagon by LowKeyVapes June 19, 2016

Wreckedher Scale 

A simple scale using even integers from 0 - 10 to determine the effectivness of ones "Gut Wrecking" abilities. The scale is as follows:

0 - Missed it/Needed help finding the hole

2 - It was like fucking a fish

4 - Mime Sex

6 - We should have recorded it

8 - We woke my neighbors up/My dick hurts a little bit from the pounding she got.

10 - The bitch called a taxi because she couldn't feel her legs.
Piper: "How was it last night dude?"

Allen: Dude...she told me I was a 10 on the wreckedher scale!" Bitch couldn't walk out of my house.