Pronunciation: \wō-ˈman(t)s
Function: noun/intransitive verb
Inflected Form(s): wo·manced; wo·manc·ing; wo mantic
Etymology: Mr. Smoove had a bad dream where two ladies were all nice to each other but didn't get it on.
Date: 2008
The female equivalent of bromance. Describing a strong and vibrant friendship between two straight women, the term womance combines the words, "woman," and, "romance."
"Katie is amazing -- smart, funny, informed, and motivated. I think this could be a womance."
A woman who, can get laid, but can't get a guy to commit. Often because she brings nothing to the relationship beyond sex.
Womancel: "OMG, men are trash. There are NO good men left anymore."
Woman: "You sound like a womancel. There are plenty of great guys, they're just not interested in you."
Two chicks who have a strictly Platonic relationship, but is full of much care and affection.
Boy: "Kelly and Leslie have a very tight Womance."
Girl: "They should go out on a date with Matt and Kevin, because they have a Bromance, it would be so cute to see all four of them together, enjoying their partners and friends!"
Boy: Yeah, Bromance right......Dude Womance's are freaking sexyy!!
A bromance, but with two women. Sometimes, the women become so in love that they think they might be lesbians. Then they realize that they are just really good friends that like to play strip poker and share secrets and the same bed. Or maybe they are just lesbians.
"Have you seen Charlotte and Danielle? They spend every waking moment together. They hug all the time! I think I even almost saw them kiss! They are in such a womance."
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*