Would Wife 

Would wife is derived from the fact being that you find a certain woman so attractive that you would literally marry her right now and start a family.

Breh 1: Is this girl hot?
Breh 2: Hmmm.... 6 out of 10 at best..
Breh 3: Elbows too pointy
Breh 4: Are you kids insane? WOULD WIFE!!!!!
Breh 1: Cool story bro
Breh 4: uMAD breh? U Mirin my aesthetics?

Would Wife by Gary it's my real name June 14, 2011

I would rather have a dark fruits than a wife! 

A legendary line originates from the one and only sesh heads Bendviguez and Kamikles. The ting's a mazza!

I would rather have a dark fruits than a wife!

I would rather have a dark fruits than a wife! by Mazza King October 7, 2018

the world and his wife 

'Everyone'. Negative connotations i.e. when others don't mind their own business.

"Its not easy living in the village with the world and his wife watching your every move.

the world and his wife by djaylulu February 9, 2014

Wifeys World 

a porn site made by a couple who feel that they can't keep some things behind closed doors. I'm not critisizing. I know some people are really into that. But technically it's adultry. She isn't bad looking though.

Person: I was watching porn on wifeys world. She jerked off some guy!

Priest: Wifey is adultry! Repent!

Person: Your one to talk. You molest boys. Wifey isn't a pedophile like you!

*Person watches more wifey porn while priest goes on child porn site saying that Wifey is immoral while hes looking at nude children*

Wifeys World by at_the_moment_im_pretty_hyper April 12, 2010

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019