WOTT

one who has a hairy palm
wears a wizards hat and dances round fishing ponds on one leg shaking their hairy hand furiously

wott is that hairy handed ladymale doing dancing round my fishing live stock on one leg

WOTT by rodger poultry September 8, 2003

WOTT

Acronym of "Well Over The Top"
Used for a house covered in too many christmas lights or decorations, so that they look over the top, ridiculous and tacky.

That house is a WOTT, look at all them lights!

WOTT by Hazel-ishness May 8, 2011

wott_3 

A noun so horrible, so unspeakable, it's not even appropriate for Urban Dictionary.

Mike: Dude, she drank a wott_3?

wott_3 by siCKnEssSas June 9, 2010

Wotti 

Wotti is a Lieutenant General in the British Army, He's also the Executive officer for Education Training Services in the British Army, He has got great leadership skills, Being around him is fun, But when the situation is serious he becomes so strict, His confidence is something special that makes him unique and outstands him from the others.

*Drill Instructor makes a mistake*
Instructor: I'm reporting it to Wotti

Wotti by xLoserV January 13, 2022

Wottt

Pronounced 'wot', but with a slurred and dopey emphasis.

A completely nonsensical way of responding to an otherwise intelligent question or statement. This type of behaviour would generally be exhibited by an unsophisticated or uncultured person. In Australia and New Zealand, this person is normally referred to as a bogan. Other demographics might refer to them as rednecks.

The 'Wottt' response will typically occur when either:

1) the question or statement surpasses the basic level of comprehension of the Bogan, or

2) the Bogan is too distracted pondering typical 'Bogan type' thoughts (e.g. VB Beer, flannelette shirts, or what's coming up next edition of Channel 9's A Current Affair program).

Person 1: Hey, did you hear that Queen Elizabeth II is celebrating her Diamond Jubilee in June? Can you believe she is only the second monarch to celebrate a Diamond Jubilee in the history of the United Kingdom?

Idiot: Wottt

Person 2: There are 5 of us eating, so when the dinner bill arrives we can just divide the total by 5 to work out how much we each owe.

Idiot: Wottt

Person 2: F*&k you, idiot.

Wottt by bacon646 June 29, 2012

wottle 

A plant, especially a tree, that defiantly grows in a place that it's not supposed to. Distinguished from a weed by growing in a extremely unexpected, unusual place. Commonly found on roofs.

Appeared in a Monty Python sketch:
"This is a wottle,
The emblem of our land
You can stick it in a bottle
You can hold it in your hand"

"Man, look at that wottle growing in your car engine!"

wottle by shebaspider August 25, 2006

GG Wotter 

When a person is so GG (Good Game) and is a perfect suspect to say "U wot m8" or "U wot m9" to. This can be used as a derogatory term.

Omg Vox, stop being a GG Wotter.

Get shrekt m9, ur such a gg wotter scrublord.

1v1 me rust gg wotter.

GG Wotter by GG Wotter July 8, 2014