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A name for an vague item, or something whose name you have forgotten. An abbreviation of "what's it called?"
Dude, pass me that wotsit, you know, that thingymajig, that doofer.
wotsit by Wotsit Willie January 27, 2011
Related Words
wossit • Wotsit • wossip • Wobsite • wassitname • Wessite • Woosite • wosit • Wositive • Wosset
Name for those who wear foundation so ridiculously orange they look like they just rolled in wotsits, usually also have extensions tht look like skanky string. Most too have spiders legs for eyelashes and white lips from their wotsit foundation.
most also stuff their bras with icelands discount chicken fillets and use streaky fake tan mostly just on their legs for some unknown reason
"er, lets cross the road those wotsits are over there"

"dont let her touch you, she's a wotsit, she'll ruin your clothes with orange patches!"
wotsits by bugsy :):):) May 29, 2009
Another form of the word Website as made by xkcd.
"Did you see my wobsite?"
"Your what?"
"Wobsite."
"Don't you mean website?"
"You should write about that on your blag."
Wobsite by Bit 101 February 22, 2008

Walking wotsit 

(adj.) Used to describe someone who has over-done the fake tan, so they look like a walking Wotsit. Guidette's like Snookie from the Jersey Shore do this deliberatly, but more often than not it is accidental.
Karrie - Omg, is that Shannon Kershaw? What has she DONE?!?! I told her not to use those sunbeds!

Josh - Lol, tell me about it! She looks like a walking wotsit.

Choco Wotsits 

Choco wotsits are a Northern (english) delicacy, Founded and Loved in Rochdale and the Manchester area.

even small doses are suggested to increase Labido AND penis size, there is absolutley no evidence to suggest that but it could be scientific FACT.
Choco wotsits consist of a delicate blend of Melted down chocolate and 'wotsits' cheesy corn snacks.
Other flavours/brands of wotsits have been tried to great controversy as the 'choco purists' of the region are known to get violent/sexually agressive at the discovery of such blends.
LOU B:

'ive made sum choco wotsits.'

Kenny B:

'Sick-un.'

Synonyms, street names ect:

'choco bean'
'keen bean'
'Brownflower arse'
'wotshits'
Choco Wotsits by beverageofkenny January 12, 2010

wussitus 

An imaginary disease in where the person afflicted is an extreme wimp.

Background: Possibly a slang term invented in a basement.
If your friend is afraid of something that isnt scary you would say:

"Dude, you have a serious case of wussitus
wussitus by N. Hicks April 14, 2005
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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