worthic

n. A shortened version of the now-obsolete term "work ethic".

First used by country/bluegrass singer Alison Krauss.

"I don't know why we keep him around- he always complains, and has such terrible worthic!"

by Mistress Anne Boleyn April 15, 2005

worthism

noun. uncivilized random thoughts that burst out in the middle of civilized conversations

worth: hey aly. how was your day?
aly: hey worth. it was pretty good. what about yours?
worth: pretty good. how was your run?
aly: oh it was nice. the weather was good.
worth: how bout some alone time, you and me?
worth asking aly for some alone time was uncivil, making it a worthism.

by tarasmith April 23, 2008

Worthington's Law

More money = better than. A rather fail safe way to gauge the value of human worth.

Carl Espick, econmist and editor of Value Magazine-
Did you know that, according to Worthington's Law, the opera singer who called himself, 'The Great Caruso' was nowhere near as great as Sammy Hagar, The Red Rocker? So shut up, Caruso! Hey! Who's greater than Saint Francis of Assisi? How about, uh, Darryl Strawberry? See ya later, Saint Frannie, ya schmuck. Hey, guess who's better than Van Gogh. Let's see, after adjusting for inflation... almost everybody! He made nothing!"

Random Mechanic-
So that means that I'm better than Van Gogh and Galileo put together!

Espick-
And I'm better than you, brainiac.

by melissa hates dolphins September 4, 2006

Charles Worthington

An extremely lurid sex act to which only a select few know the real meaning of the word.

Guy1 "Do those two hook up last night?"
Guy2 "Yeah, I hear he hit up the Charles Worthington on her"
Guy1 "No fucking way, I need to give that guy a high five!"

by Charles.W January 17, 2009

Sam Worthington

A hot Australian actor. born in perth, western australia on august 2 1976. has stared in films such as 'Rogue', 'Terminator Salvation', 'Avatar'.
Is extremely fit and makes girls swoon.

Girl 1: "Ohhh have you seen the new Sam Worthington film?"
Girl 2: yeah he is such a sex god!"

by MrsCharlieWorthington October 31, 2009

worthism

noun. uncivilized thoughts that burst out in the middle of civilized conversations

worth: hey tara. how was your day?
tara: hey worth. it was pretty good. what about yours?
worth: pretty good. how was your run?
tara: oh it was nice. the weather was good.
worth: how bout some alone time, you and me?
worth asking tara for some alone time was uncivil, making it a worthism.

by tara smith April 24, 2008

Robby Worthington

cock blocker.... smart as hell...thinks abstinence is the answer.

That teenager down the street looks like he would be a Robby Worthington.

by khooozay June 11, 2008