Worthing 

A Dull boring town in the middle of West Sussex, popular with the posh but also popular with young mums, nothing really to do in Worthing apart from walk along the sea side or use do some shopping.

Worthing is good for shopping but there are so many buggies in the way!!

Worthing is sunny but damn! its so boring!

Worthing is full of people up there own arse! :P

Worthing by sixdown8across August 22, 2011

Worthing 

This is a town in the south of England which contains many scum bag little rats which carry knifes and like to fight

I live in Brighton , a town around 20 mins away

Yo g let’s go Worthing Mac Donalds

Worthing by J.r.btown September 7, 2019

Worthing 

The worst place in South England with little girls and boys using knifes and beating up inasent people

Worthing is shit

Worthing by She said she was 12 October 17, 2021

Worthing 

A very difficult word to pronounce

It was my name in Worthing

Worthing by Steve mcgilicudy July 31, 2025

worthing way

a shit ass school where all the depressed emo kids go and the art teacher gets railed

ew you go to worthing way that’s embarrassing dude

worthing way by just the local hotti September 4, 2021

East Worthing 

The grimmest place there could be, full of gardens with no space taken up with many household appliances.

'See those chavs over there?'

'yeah'?

'Bet you anything, they will get off at east worthing'

East Worthing by opple February 2, 2013

Worthington's Law 

More money = better than. A rather fail safe way to gauge the value of human worth.

Carl Espick, econmist and editor of Value Magazine-
Did you know that, according to Worthington's Law, the opera singer who called himself, 'The Great Caruso' was nowhere near as great as Sammy Hagar, The Red Rocker? So shut up, Caruso! Hey! Who's greater than Saint Francis of Assisi? How about, uh, Darryl Strawberry? See ya later, Saint Frannie, ya schmuck. Hey, guess who's better than Van Gogh. Let's see, after adjusting for inflation... almost everybody! He made nothing!"

Random Mechanic-
So that means that I'm better than Van Gogh and Galileo put together!

Espick-
And I'm better than you, brainiac.

Worthington's Law by melissa hates dolphins September 4, 2006