Carl Espick, econmist and editor of Value Magazine-
Did you know that, according to Worthington's Law, the
opera singer who called himself, 'The Great Caruso' was nowhere near as great as
Sammy Hagar, The Red Rocker? So shut up, Caruso! Hey! Who's greater than Saint Francis of Assisi? How about, uh, Darryl Strawberry? See ya later, Saint Frannie, ya schmuck. Hey, guess who's better than
Van Gogh. Let's see, after adjusting for inflation... almost everybody! He made nothing!"
Random Mechanic-
So that means that I'm better than
Van Gogh and Galileo put together!
Espick-
And I'm better than you, brainiac.
