worrywort

Track in the 2001 EP Knives Out made by the band Radiohead
Sounds like something you'd hear in an early version of Minecraft, without the vocals.

P1- "Hey have you ever heard this song? It's called Worrywort!"
P2- "What in the Minecraft soundtrack is this"

worrywort by obeseducks February 26, 2023

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Bishop Wordsworth's School

A grammar school in Salisbury, Wiltshire which is currently suffering a contagous infestation of Jack Wills whores. It is also rife with wild animals such as a monkey, a walrus and a slug.

Widely hated by chavs and other uneducated scum.

Also known as BWS and Bishop's.

a: I go to Bishop Wordsworth's School.
b: Oh, that explains why you look like a fag.

a: You see that walrus over there?
b: Yes, why?
a: It's why I failed Biology.

Bishop Wordsworth's School by Blubbernub November 3, 2010

Wordyworm

Someone who diverts attention from the core point in an argument by taking offence or paying excessive attention to the individual words used.

It's similar to the strawman fallacy.

This tactic is quite effective in that the person making the original point becomes distracted and usually ends up forgetting or relinquishing their core argument because they end up addressing the wordworm's objections.

Protagonist:, I think you need to understand why I'm feeling a little upset about (insert issue here). Can you allow me to explain?
Wordyworm: What? you're saying I'm stupid? That I don't understand?

Wordyworm by D Nijjar January 31, 2019

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wordsworth

A person who is very formal in every aspect of their life. They articulate their words to make it known to everyone that they know what they are talking about. They look immaculate in the way they dress and do their hair. This person always gets straight A's without breaking a sweat! Every girl in the neighbourhood will be after him.

He Always Looks Handsome... Such A Wordsworth!

wordsworth by WilliamM0503 March 16, 2017