wormholer 

A paradox on social media sites, where one travels back in time on their friends walls to random posts and pictures, commenting and thus leaving the community perplexed and reflective.

Example 1:
Media poster: "I'm getting married!"
Wormholer: "Congratulations! I'm so happy for you. "
Media poster: "Dude. That was six years ago. We got divorced."
Wormholer: "Sup"

Example 2:
Media poster: "I think I'll get sushi tonight."
Wormholer: "Sweet. Whatcha gonna get?"
Media poster: "Huh?"

wormholer by Rick Rocks November 5, 2013

I'll stick you in a wormhole 

When you want to stick your boyfriend in a worm hole

"after getting us stuck on the other side of a wormhole" "I'LL STICK YOU IN A WORMHOLE"

I'll stick you in a wormhole by borklyn.png June 30, 2018

Weekend Wormhole 

Distortion of spacetime between 5pm on Friday and 8am Monday causing one the feeling that there was no weekend at all.

Jeez, it's Monday morning already. I must have gone through a weekend wormhole. It feels like last week just ended.

Weekend Wormhole by SteveReilly February 5, 2010

YouTube Wormhole

The state one's in when they're attempting to watch only one video on YouTube, but due to the suggestions on the side, cannot stop themselves from clicking more videos. One video turns to two, which then leads to 20, 30 or even more...

Once you surpass your eighth video (completely arbitrary) you're officially in a "YouTube wormhole."

The process of leaving the wormhole comes from either the want of food, drink or you desperately having to use the bathroom.

"Where've you been all day?"

"A YouTube wormhole."

YouTube Wormhole by che-LDN August 20, 2013

Friend Wormhole 

When 2 of your friends somehow know each other, and from your perspective, its so random and feels like there's no way they could've known each other ever.

(Patrick seeing Jane and Nathan walking together)

Patrick: ...what?? how do you two know each other. you're both from two completely different groups and classes.

Jane: We both work at Subway.

Nathan: And we go to the same church.

Patrick: ......WTF. Never thought you two would know each other. Damn random Friend Wormholes.

Friend Wormhole by randomthinker9 March 21, 2010

Bazooka Wormhole 

A geek obsession that results in countless lost hours exhausting every aspect of trivia related to the niche subject.

A compulsive preoccupation, at times against your will, with the minutiae of a particular topic within geek culture.

Danny receives an email from Hot Topic announcing a ”50% Off Clearance Items” sale. Danny examines Hot Topic web site and stumbles upon a “G.I. Joe Bazooka Jersey T-Shirt.” Danny suffers spaz attack and places order. Levels of spaz in blood stream remain high impelling Danny to:
1) excavate vintage Bazooka action figure
2) rewatch episode of G.I. Joe Resolute wherein Bazooka dies
3) youtube classic G.I. Joe episodes in which Bazooka appears
4) scour old Marvel G.I. Joe comics for inclusions of Bazooka
5) prepare blog entry about Bazooka

Friend to Danny: "You fell in a Bazooka Wormhole. What's it look like on the other side?"

The subject matter can vary greatly but the course of events is similar. A specific aspect of geek culture catches your fancy and before you know it you have exhausted every square centimeter of trivia related to this parent specimen. You do not stop for nourishment until you have achieved professorial status in that particular subject.

Bazooka Wormhole by CantinaDan January 19, 2010

Warmhole 

A hole that is warm; notably, a vagina.

Often mistaken for "wormhole", although both holes are often frequented with similar things.

A baby octopus came out of her warmhole.

Warmhole by Fosterpython January 8, 2009