6 definitions by Fosterpython

Fish

Common word for a cat magnet. Also works on seagulls.

The best way to get your cat to like you is to wear fishpants.

by Fosterpython January 8, 2009

Warmhole

A hole that is warm; notably, a vagina.

Often mistaken for "wormhole", although both holes are often frequented with similar things.

A baby octopus came out of her warmhole.

by Fosterpython January 8, 2009

Jesus

Greek name for a guy who was killed by the Romans, but, unlike all the others in such situation, thought he was doing mankind a favour (or so says modern paedophilic priests).

His biography is featured in the Bible, the best-selling book of all time, bought specially by people who couldn't read, and, when written only in Latin, by people who didn't speak Latin.

Often used as a curse word in silly situations.

"Jesus, what the hell is that?!"

by Fosterpython January 8, 2009

longcat

Noun: a cat that is long, or, more notably, a white female cat holden by two hoomin hands that is so long that if she fought Tacgnol, the world would end.

Verb: to use an adjective twice in the same sentence.

Longcat is long!

Shortcat is short!

Dumbass is dumb!

Groundskeeper Willy is a groundskeeper!

by Fosterpython January 8, 2009

repetition

A way to express an idea just as in here a way to express an idea just as in here a way to express an idea just as in here a way to express an idea just as in here a way to express an idea just as in here a way to express an idea just as in here.

A repetition:

Jimmy said that again: Jimmy said that again: Jimmy said that again: Jimmy said that again: Jimmy said that again: Jimmy said that again: Jimmy said that again: Jimmy said that again.

by Fosterpython January 9, 2009

Hand

In human females, a nail support.
In human males, a nut scratcher.
In drunk humans, a cup holder.

In humans in general, antonym of foot.
In non-human primates, synonym of foot.

"Dude, you're sitting on my hand"
"Shut up, I know."

by Fosterpython January 8, 2009