wormer 

1. A disappointingly small penis, particularly in terms of girth. 2. A slimy or shady person, probably but not necessarily with a small penis.

1. I had to leave as soon as I saw his wormer. 2. Dude, that wormer keeps trying to show me his wormer.

wormer by Waltereggo January 8, 2018

Wormer 

someone who celebrates Worms day

Im such a wormer bro

Wormer by BigPinkBrownWormer September 16, 2020

wormer 

more than one worm

"damn man! a worm! oh another one! there wormers!"

wormer by D11ckdagger October 3, 2023

Gummy Wormer 

An individual with a soft penis fetish. Someone who prefers performing oral on a flaccid cock.

I had a little touch of the whiskey dick the other night. I was afraid Dana was going to be pissed but found out she's a gummy wormer. Best soft head ever braaaahhhhh.

Gummy Wormer by Eaton Holgoode March 8, 2017

buffalo hand warmer

Fingering or giving a hand job to someone by putting your hand down the back of their pants while they are sitting, far enough to where the hand extends to or beyond the crotch on the other side.

While sitting in the stands at the Bills game, I gave my girl a Buffalo Hand Warmer, because we're classy like that.

buffalo hand warmer by sgrams04 December 2, 2014

Workers Comp Punk'd 

When a client of a workers comp attorney is rightfully injured from his job yet the insurance company stops sending him checks claiming there is an overpayment. After several months of not receiving check and not allowed to work, the client goes broke. This situation is called by this name because the attorney fooled the client into thinking they were handling the matter and that the client will be getting a check. When the client runs out of money, the attorney shows little remorse on the matter nor suggests any alternatives other then go apply for welfare.

I was on workers comp and they stopped sending me check claiming they overpaid me. Two months went by and I still didn't have a check. I got thrown out of my apartment and I had to turn in the plates on my car because I couldn't pay my car insurance. I totally got Workers Comp Punk'd !!!

Workers Comp Punk'd by The Jax August 7, 2009

Workers Decompensation 

When a mental health crisis occurs as a result of the slow and substandard medical care available following a workplace injury.

Off work for more than six months, his was a clear and sadly, preventable case of Workers Decompensation.

Workers Decompensation by Dr Bunnygirl December 22, 2018