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world suck 

The general term for things that are not awesome. World suck may include but is not limited to: global warming, prejudice, natural disasters, war, kids not reading enough, and other such sucky things. World suck is fought by nerdfighters with money and/or talents.
Nerdfighter 1: By donating money to the Red Cross, we can decrease world suck in Japan caused by earthquakes!

Nerdfighter 2: French the Llama, that's a great idea!
world suck by Priory Chart April 15, 2011
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i would suck the shit outta emilys toes 

danes a playa! he just sent me this snap!!
this you @danerutti? "I would suck the shit outta emilys toes"

THE WORLD SUCKS

YOU DONT GIVE A F*CK ABOUT ANYTHING
James- THE WORLD SUCKS YOU NOTHING MATTERS
THE WORLD SUCKS by Zmicclouds August 12, 2021

would you suck a dick for me?

A question a woman asks a man to find out if he would do anything for her. Because let's be honest, no one really likes sucking dick.
"Would you suck a dick for me?"
"Of course baby, I'd do anything for you"

How would you like to suck my balls, mr garrison? 

A famous quote from the showSouth Park
Cartman:How would you like to suck my balls, mr garrison?

Silence:

WorldSuck 

WorldSuck is a scale used to quantify the bad in the world, it is the opposite of awesome. The Foundation to Decrease WorldSuck was created during the Brotherhood 2.0 project by Hank Green and John Green. It is believed by many that WorldSuck levels are rising, however, the Nerdfighters are continuing to fight against WorldSuck on an almost constant basis.
World Suck is determined by five suck levels:
Blue Colored Low - Sucks like Corndogs(which don't suck)
Green Colored Guarded - Sucks like eating thirteen Peeps
Yellow Colored Elevated - Sucks like pooping in your pants
Orange Colored High - Sucks like pooping in my pants
Red Colored Severe - Sucks like malaria
Nerdfighters fight to decrease WorldSuck.

WorldSuck levels reached suck-level blue, the lowest it has ever been. This drop in WorldSuck resulted from the Secret Project for Awesome in which the nerds took over YouTube for an entire day. Really though... Pwn Train.
WorldSuck by OhKissHer February 20, 2009

Worldsuck 

It's the total amount of suck in the world.
Nerdfighter's fight to decrease worldsuck everywhere.
Worldsuck by epicmickey March 29, 2011