Matters 

A word that is often used sarcastically. When used in such a manner, it means the opposite of its true definition, thus meaning having little or no worth; too neglible to worry about.

Troy matters.

Matters by E Bomb Bezzle February 2, 2004

matters 

Yet another of the opposites/sarcasm family of words meaning unimportant, inconsequential or useless. Became popular in the early 90's with the gen x'rs.

Matters about .25 cent hiballs look at the line up to get in! Hey I'm about go a week without smoking! Matters! Call me when you get to a year! Oh man look at that chick she's slammin! Matters dude your so whipped you may as well cut your own nuts off.

matters by Rontastic July 30, 2006

matters 

n. When a person is depressed but can't quite determine why, he/she has "the matters." from "What's a matter?"

The person doesn't know "what's a matter."

What's wrong, Louis?
I don't know, I've just got the matters.

matters by TBea April 23, 2008

Matters 

To be a worthless coward of a drunk that sits around and does nothing but chew on oneself and masterbate constantly to scat porn.

Also one who is to lazy to chew his fast food and chooses to put it in a blender so he or she does not have to chew.

Steve has been such a mess of a Matters latly, he blended a milkshake, double cheeseburger and french fries all together. Then did a a shot and took a nap. When he woke up he was to lazy to blow his nose in the bathroom so he took off his sock and fire a snot rocket into it.

Matters by DrewBagger April 9, 2008

matters not 

Another way of saying “it doesn’t matter”

What would you like for dinner? Matters not to me!

Do you like the red or the blue car? Matters not.

matters not by Yesway January 12, 2019

Nothing matters anymore. 

Nothing matters anymore — The obvious nihilistic statement that will ultimately define the Post Truth Trump Era. With a growing ability to use Artificial Intelligence to both creates images and voices, subjective reality will be easily questioned driving further riffs in American culture. We have moved from the “Everybody Gets a Trophy Era” into “The All Opinions are Equal Era”. Gods help us all.

Using “ Nothing matters anymore.” In a sentence:

In the post truth World postulated by both Kellyanne “Alternative Facts” Conway; and, Rudi “Truth Isn’t Truth” Giuliani nothing matters anymore — especially nihilism. And I’m looking at you Fox News.

Nothing matters anymore. by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 9, 2023

It matters not, what you've done, but what you do with what you've done... for others 

A quote from Noah Centineo at the People’s Choice Awards 2019. No one quite understands what he meant, and it has become a joke.

“It matters not, what you've done, but what you do with what you've done... for others“-Noah Centineo 2019

It matters not, what you've done, but what you do with what you've done... for others by nopebye November 13, 2019