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Really happy people but sadly, not number the most happy anymore.
Guy 1: See that dane over there?
Guy 2: Dane?
Guy 1: Yeah the danes were once the happiest people on earth, but then the finnes took over
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Funniest guy to hand around.
The class clown.
why are you so Danes😀
Danes by pablobreadmc November 23, 2021
This guy is a lil bit overweight , but still has a huge penis. He is shy, but if you start hanging out with him he starts being funny and crazy at the same time. He might look sad or depressed, but he is actually very happy. He likes to keep to himself a lot, trying to avoid confrontations, but if there is no way out, he will stand his ground.
Daneş by (σˋ▽ˊ)σ April 14, 2019

Danes house 

Literally the most relatable place there is.
Yo have you been to Danes House?

yeah it was so relatable
Danes house by spectrexyz September 7, 2023

dana danes 

A set of Custom Wire Wheels.
Check out that ride with the Dana Danes !!!
dana danes by 81 October 22, 2006

The Danes 

The Danes are the greatest fucking people of the world. And much better than those wannabes to Norway and Sweden. We are the true vikings and don't speak funny. They do! They stole our language! Denmark came first and then we invented Lego. The best invention ever!!!
The Danes are wonderful people and much prettier than the people from Norway and Sweden. Those cocksuckers.
The Danes by AChrisp January 19, 2017
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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