1. The meeting time you proposed is not yet
blocked out in my calendar.
2. The joke you sent me may prove offensive or incomprehensible to persons from other geographical regions, but because I am from
California I find it
funny.
1.
Tuesday at 11? Works for me.
2. A guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white
wine. All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful
Yankee from the north.
The bartender says, “You ain’t from around here, are ya?”
The guy says, “No, I’m from Canada.”
The bartender says, “What do you do in Canada?”
The guy says, “I’m a taxidermist.”
The bartender says, “A taxidermist? What in tarnation is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?”
“No, a taxidermist doesn’t drive a taxi. I mount animals.”
The bartender grins and hollers, “It’s
okay boys. He’s one of us.”