workjerk 

v. Masturbating at work.

I'm gonna hit up the bathroom before I leave the office for a quick workjerk.

workjerk by Daria Morgendorfer August 16, 2010

work jerk 

To jerk off at work.

I was at work the other day, boored to death, so I thought to myself, why don't I go some place private for a work jerk?

work jerk by andreasN October 6, 2007

after-work-jerk 

The masturbation session that takes place immediately when you get home after a pent-up day at the office.

After staring at my assistant's hot ass all day, I needed an after-work-jerk before I could go to the gym.

after-work-jerk by Clark W. Griswald May 5, 2006

Work Jerk 

The person who really hates working at their job and treats all their fellow employees like crap. They usually start lots of fight, yell a lot, and never ever smile or have anything good to say.

Husband: I hate my new job.

Wife: Whats wrong?

Husband: Well they put me working with Jim and he's my department's work jerk. He hates everything and he hates me for no reason. I mean I just started!

Work Jerk by Tex-Mex Shawn C. October 3, 2010

Work Jerk 

Mastuerbating in the bathroom at work, to a co-worker.

There's a new secretary on staff. You can't keep your eyes off of her and you can't stop thinking about her. She just walked by and gave to a hard-on. Now you have to go to the men's room and squeeze out a Work Jerk.

Work Jerk by Buch73 October 14, 2009

Work-Jerk 

When for any reason, you feel inclined to jack off at work, be it out of boredom, for pleasure, to provide a sperm sample for reproductive purposes or for sperm donation for profit, you are performing what shall hence forth be know as the "work-jerk".

When I have a half hour between clients, I do a quick work-jerk to relieve tension

Work-Jerk by AKA Humboldt 416E January 18, 2017

Work Jerk 

The act of masturbation at work.

Being unable to do so at home, Bob did a work jerk.

Work Jerk by Mike McCafferty May 18, 2022