wopding 

An insult used to describe the old people in a care home who constantly shit themselves.

A dickhead.

For fucksake Doris you wopding.

wopding by Gilga April 22, 2022

Wordington 

Wordington as a noun is a city that only exists in the minds of people that inhabit it.

Wordington as an adjective is used to describe things that would be found inside of Wordington, generally the worst possible thing.
Wordington residents also have a deep instinct desire to see black men twerking (thug-shaker) by nature.
Every self respecting Wordington citizen agrees that having “Wordington” in your Reddit username is unfunny as fuck and gets you deported to Retardington.

“Bro my sister is a neo-nazi”

“Average Wordington resident”

Wordington by JohnSwagma November 13, 2022

woldingham school 

this is the school for the posh girls of london whose parents wanted to send out into the green hills of surrey and boast to their friends about their beautiful daughters attending britain’s leading girls boarding school. However the woldingham girls tend to spend daddy’s money on baccy pouches and novos. they spend their days in either wandsworth common or covent garden. woldingham girls will also deny that they are torys and say that they actually come from ‘a very labour family’

you go to woldingham you must be so posh aha

na g i ain’t posh i may go wold but i’m bare different uno

ah she’s such a woldingham school girl

woldingham school by anonymous November 8, 2020

Wordington 

1. Adjective: Silly, Goofy silly, Offbeat, or Quirky in a slightly disturbing way
2. Adjective: In relation to Wordington
Used exclusively in incomplete sentences with only one or two other words. Makes you sound mentally disabled.

Person 1: My (20F) BF (20M) embarasses me with his crusader pepe jacket everywhere we go. How do I convince him it's not "based"?
Person 2: Wordington fashion statement
...
Person 1: holy crap my balls popped
Person 2: Wordington balls

Wordington by NerdyH October 3, 2022

Molly Wopping 

The impending act of physically beating a person until they can no longer stand.

Origin: Irish

Stand back, there's about to be some molly wopping going on up in here!

Molly Wopping by badgirl1 August 5, 2010

Wordington 

Used to describe something goofy or out of place

*Cat absolutely fuckin ballin*
Guy 1: "Woah, is that cat really ballin'?"
Guy 2: "Wordington Cat 🐈"

Wordington by Wordingtonian October 23, 2022

One-wording 

If ur trying to get at a chick and she texts u one word.

You: Hey gurlll!

Her: hey

you: what you doing tonight?

Her: nothing

You: oh, u wanna do something with me?

Her: uhmmmm. maybe.

You: Man this bitch keeps one-wording me.

Ur friend: eh, shes not that into you dude.

You: wtf?

One-wording by Reeseo21 July 31, 2009