A character from the comic "Elf Only Inn." He is a 1 eyed tentacle demon guy. He is an "Eternal Sweeper" and has over 10,000 hitpoints. He is green. He looks like Celine Dion. He has an obsession with Britney Spears. He is the Elf Only Inn's official janitor. All the other Demons don't show respect for him. His friends call him "Lord Woot" or just "Woot."
!!DukeCommando!!:I wish I had as many hitpoints as you, Woot.
Lord_Wootsayediditagyn:I know.
Young women that convene at preciouslittlelace-laden cafes and giggle after taking a sip of a boozy kombucha.
In San Juan Capistrano, I stumbled upon a well manicured garden, there sipping tea is a gaggle of women that each can only be described as a "Flootsy wootsy".
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.