woodskies 

when someone does something that is completely random which results in a situation not in your favour

gd: eat one buddy, i just stole your wallet
top: dude thats so woodskies

cindy: its time to have a shower
cedric: woodskies

mikey: i just got a teamdown
jeremy: woodskies

phil: your out of the team
steven: woodskies

steven: I just tded
kh2p: Oh that's not woodskies, cause it happens all the time

woodskies by nevetSteven January 8, 2011

What about the droid attack on the Wookies? 

What you say at a council meeting when the Separatists invade Kashyyyk

“What about the droid attack on the Wookies?”- Ki-Adi-Mundi

What about the droid attack on the Wookies? by despacito 7 June 27, 2018

woodske 

Generally used to describe the most interesting people in the world. Kind, courageous, oh so funny and terribly strong. Superhuman-like qualities. Good hunters.. Sharp yet blunt. Indefinable yet somewhat obvious. Mysteriously affable in nature. They seem like family but only if you like your family. Always the most loved of all their friends. Everyone wants to be a Woodske. Very good at complex hand-to-hand combat moves, interpreting art and public speaking. They always know what animals are thinking.

An affectionate term. Oh you are the best...you're such a Woodske.
Adds emphasis to a sentence. That pizza was Woodske!
Comparative - You are a pretty good wood carver, but you'll never be a Woodske.
Describes a hidden talent... I didn't know you could do the Woodske.

woodske by Chevapottamus January 3, 2011

wookiestyle

-the act of doing something in the style of a wookie.

I was talk to Chewbacca one day, (true story) and he told me (AAAAARRRROOOOOOOAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH) i had to keep my (AAAAARRRROOOOOOOAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH) bitch in line so i slapped her wookiestyle.

wookiestyle by Mark da Shark July 5, 2008

Tundra Wookies 

Women from cold areas, usually around interior Alaska, who don't take care of themselves; they don't shave, eat right, or have any health conscience.

These tundra wookies make me want to puke sometimes

Tundra Wookies by proudlolita May 23, 2007

wookies 

One who travels from show to show with no money and sometimes, not all wooks, steal food, beer, whiskey, drugs, or anything they can trade for them. the wookie usaully stinks like ten year old funk and often have the same dirty clothes on since the last time you saw them. Evil wookies often sell fake drugs to support the free spirited lifestyle they live.

Did you see those wookies passed out on the trail

wookies by S the hippie October 30, 2007

Woodsfield Wallop 

Similar to a donkey punch, but usually performed with a family member. The male has inbred sex with a 1st cousin or closer relation & as he ejaculates, punches said family member in the back of the head. In some cases, also followed with a Cleveland Steamer for good measure.

Q - What the hell is wrong with those cross eyed kids down the street?

A - Oh nothing, their mom just got Woodsfield Wallopped by her cousin Jim Bob.

Woodsfield Wallop by Poopy McPoopwell February 20, 2013