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wootch by Anonymous October 21, 2003

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Woochebag

A woochebag is a combination of the words 'woo' and 'douchebag'. Woo is a term that includes beliefs that are generally not backed by scientific evidence including many alternative medicine specialties, conspiracy theories and anything else that is usually based on myths and emotional argument. Douchebag refers to someone who holds himself in high esteem but is regarded by others as someone who is distasteful, arrogant, and uncouth. A woochebag is douchebag who believes in woo, and can be observed in online forums debating subjects they have little evidence for in a disrespectful, uncivilized manner, and many times their arguments devolve into personal attacks and ad hominems.

Derivative: woochebaggery

That woochebag accused me of being paid by the government because I provided scientific evidence that faith healers are charletans.

Woochebag by Ashlee Bischoff November 26, 2014

Related Words

Wootcher • wootch • wootcha • wootchaka • Wootchell • woodchuck • Woodchipper • wooch • woodchips • wotcher

Wootcher

Similar to a typical coomer a wootcher is an individual who watches pornography. However, a wootcher does not masturbate to such porn; instead, a wootcher will only watch.

P1: today I watched 90 minutes of porn.
P2: dude... your a coomer.
P1: nah man, i didnt jerk to it, i'm only a wootcher

Wootcher by H?H?H? April 25, 2020

Wootcher

Someone who watches porn or hentai but doesn't fap to it.

"Dude I hate coomers."
"Don't you watch porn too?"
"Nah dude. I don't fap. I am a wootcher."

Wootcher by BonkyTonk April 25, 2020

wootah

its like water but british

hey can i have some wootah
yeah i will give you your water

wootah by carnono August 10, 2020

Wooch

Singer/Producer by the name of Wooch. Psychedelic Alternative R&B storyteller. Wooch takes you on a trip with his dope beats and meaningful lyrics.

"Hey! You heard of Wooch?"

"Oh.. you mean The Amethyst King?"

Wooch by avibetribe April 3, 2020

Woothe

The act of being excited in a mannerism state.

He was so excited about his teacher giving him a free lunch that he cried out a woothe.

Woothe by treehugger345 July 14, 2016

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026