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Captain Woodie
1) Refers to a part which serves no constructive purpose, but desires to lead.
2) Leadership by focusing on why we failed rather than on how we can do better to succeed.
3) Lack of planning, communication, insight, and follow-up. A bad leader who talks a good game but does nothing to achieve the goal then brags about how close we came to success and blames bad luck for the loss.
2) Leadership by focusing on why we failed rather than on how we can do better to succeed.
3) Lack of planning, communication, insight, and follow-up. A bad leader who talks a good game but does nothing to achieve the goal then brags about how close we came to success and blames bad luck for the loss.
Captain Woodie came to run the meeting, but only talked about how much he loved being in the Marine Corps. Consequently, nothing got done and no decisions were made. We wasted an afternoon because of the wood!
Everyone was pissed that we’d failed to meet our objective, and then Captain Woodie told us that there were just too many obstacles and we’d have to beat our heads against the wall for a long time before we could expect to win.
We could have been better prepared for the competition, but no one planned any training, or told us anything. After the race, while we were trying to figure out how to get home, a captain woodie came out and told us how we could have won if we’d had just a bit more luck
Everyone was pissed that we’d failed to meet our objective, and then Captain Woodie told us that there were just too many obstacles and we’d have to beat our heads against the wall for a long time before we could expect to win.
We could have been better prepared for the competition, but no one planned any training, or told us anything. After the race, while we were trying to figure out how to get home, a captain woodie came out and told us how we could have won if we’d had just a bit more luck
Captain Woodie by Stan West April 14, 2006
Related Words
wooodie • woodie • Woookie • whoodie • whoodie'd • whoodie who • Whoodie Whoo • Woodied • woodie-hoodie • woodier
sportin' a Woodie
"Did you see Jim after the meeting today? When he stood up from the table he was really sportin' a Woodie!"
sportin' a Woodie by kBro May 1, 2006
Woodied
To get wasted and then to be sick for the rest of the night. Also, in between your acts of sickness, you wildly claim to the nearest person that you will never do this again. You will also reveal all your fantasies about the girl that you fancy. This act of being woodied usually happens to people who are lightweight when taking alcohol.
"Dude, you were so woodied last night"
Woodied by Graham1993 December 1, 2009
noodie woodie
noodie woodie by x.fallon_gillies.x March 3, 2021
whoodie
friend; partner; round
origin: late 90's new orleans; came along with popularized by cash money records
origin: late 90's new orleans; came along with popularized by cash money records
"Wassup my whoodie?"
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