Urban Dictionary: Definitions by HashBrownClown

woodpeckerist

the hatred of woodpeckers.

“i hate those things”
“no need to be woodpeckerist jonny”

Merch

What people will ask you if you're freakin' out.

"Geez Johnny, who lit the fuse to your tampon?"

"Shut the hell up, Frank."

Merch

what someone asks their friend (or worse) if their friend is freakin' out.

"Gosh Johnny, who lit the fuse to your tampon?"

"Shut the hell up, Fred."

Merch