lit the fuse to your tampon

what someone asks their friend (or worse) if their friend is freakin' out.
"Gosh Johnny, who lit the fuse to your tampon?"

"Shut the hell up, Fred."
by HashBrownClown July 29, 2016
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woodpeckerist

the hatred of woodpeckers.
“i hate those things
no need to be woodpeckerist jonny
by HashBrownClown June 12, 2018
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