Your such a Woodham
by mike March 13, 2003
Get the Woodham mug.a school in the shitty town of Newton Aycliffe. Over time people in this school have been stabbed, expelled for drug taking/dealing and herasment of teachers. The majority of students from this school grow up to be low level criminals or live life on benifits however in previous years the school has been very succseful in sports, with two professional goal keppers once attending the school and a very good american football team. Also it has a rivalry with another newton aycliffe school Greenfeild, these two schools always threaten to fight each other, but never do. in sumery this school is rubbish. The self locking doors make it feel like a prison some of the teachers are horrible basterds, that can bearly count to one, the school has no money so if you are thinking of sending a child to this to his school, you would be better of sending them to afganistan.
Bob: when i grow up i want to be a doctor.
Dave: really?
Bob: no! i go to woodham ctc, i want to be a drug dealer!
Dave: really?
Bob: no! i go to woodham ctc, i want to be a drug dealer!
by jimmythenarwhal July 24, 2011
Get the Woodham ctc mug.Souless little town situated in essex, england.
Other names include, toy town, and asda town due to the centre being wholey owned by walmart.
Best known for its 10 people to every pub ratio.
Other names include, toy town, and asda town due to the centre being wholey owned by walmart.
Best known for its 10 people to every pub ratio.
by mojomoho May 25, 2009
Get the South Woodham Ferrers mug.He will never talk to your parents, we will only call you mommy, he watches anime, he’s secretly gay and dating his friends. He’s a little bitch. And he plays the victim.
by Little skid kid January 29, 2025
Get the Noah Woodham mug.A place in Downriver Michigan that is nearly an average suburb town. The high school is the usual; normal kids, douches, potheads. But at woodhaven, there's something more. The kids have a little fight in them, and there a few hidden talents in the crowd. The rest live in their own world, but really, most people do. The football and basketball teams fit most stereotypes. The runners are a little weird but dedicated. The swimmers are a cool group. There's a little of everything else too, tennis, bowling, trivia, blah blah blah, etc. Most teachers are cool unless you're a dumbass. Not many people from woodhaven will end up famous, but most won't end up eating jobless either.
Woodhaven. That place you'll never care about enough to search on urban dictionary, unless you're from there.
by pennn123 January 27, 2014
Get the Woodhaven mug.A thomas woodhall means to be a failure to mates. Too Come clubbing and not dance. Too have a life with only one commitment...the wife
by Clarance pencil face September 30, 2008
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Originates from Woodhaven Queens where many teens/young adults 15-24 stay at home on their free time and talk to all their other friends online from woodhaven instead of hanging out.
Originates from Woodhaven Queens where many teens/young adults 15-24 stay at home on their free time and talk to all their other friends online from woodhaven instead of hanging out.
Jimmy didnt leave his room all day yesterday because he is such a woodhavener.
Erika is a pro in the art of woodhavenizing.
Erika is a pro in the art of woodhavenizing.
by Killahcamcam October 29, 2006
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