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A place in Downriver Michigan that is nearly an average suburb town. The high school is the usual; normal kids, douches, potheads. But at woodhaven, there's something more. The kids have a little fight in them, and there a few hidden talents in the crowd. The rest live in their own world, but really, most people do. The football and basketball teams fit most stereotypes. The runners are a little weird but dedicated. The swimmers are a cool group. There's a little of everything else too, tennis, bowling, trivia, blah blah blah, etc. Most teachers are cool unless you're a dumbass. Not many people from woodhaven will end up famous, but most won't end up eating jobless either.
Woodhaven. That place you'll never care about enough to search on urban dictionary, unless you're from there.
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One who has a mania for music.
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A neighborhood in Queens New York that is better then Ozone Park. It's major shopping strip is Jamaica Avenue and the neighborhood is home to Forest Park. Also the name of a major boulevard that cuts through this neighborhood.
Forest Park is in Woodhaven
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A Downriver suburb that consists of mostly retail and restaurants. It's the home of one of Downriver's most dangerous intersections, Allen Rd & West Rd. It's also the home of infamous railroad crossings, Allen Rd north of Van Horn and Van Horn Rd west of Allen. These crossings are almost always blocked by a stopped train. It does have very nice subdivisions and a great park at I-75 & West Rd.
Person 1: What city do you live in?
Person 2: Woodhaven.
Person 1: Cool, I like Woodhaven.
Person 2: Woodhaven is A Downriver suburb of Michigan that consists of mostly retail and restaurants.
by Yolo Drake March 10, 2015
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Woodhaven is that town no one knows about. Its near Ozone Park and Howard Beach but not quite there. If you go to school there you'll find your local drug dealers and local crackhead. Don't try fucking with the kids from there since they'll most likely beat your ass. The girls are hoes and they look about average. But if your lucky you can find a hot one every once in a while. Don't even start on the guys, the chances of finding a hot guy in Woodhaven are slim to none. Woodhaven kids are down for anything and mostly chill asf. They make the best of friends since they'll stick up for you no matter what.
person 1: hey where do you live?
person 2: Woodhaven..
person 1: What's that?
by sodacreampie August 05, 2017
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a little city in downriver Michigan. all the girls there are fake tanned whores with fried and fake hair. there are no decent looking girls that attend woodhaven high school. Also Tha king(Robby Sanchez) Alumni '07 rules the city as everyone in the area knows him and is stupid to even think to fight him. Besides him and a select few others, no body else there is even considered cool.Their varsity jacketsat the high school are really embarrassing... their school colors are purple and white wow that's fierce the woodhaven girls think they're hot shit, but they are nothing more than dollar store whores. for fun they get drunk, high, and make pornos. if you're looking for one night and you don't have much money i'm sure you can find someone for less than a dollar on the corners in woodhaven. And half of the girls who have kids have given them up for crack or a ride home from some concert in cincinatti.
Hey man have you been to woodhaven lately?

No but i have been to whorehaven....

Oh i thought they were the same thing?

I actually think they are

"I'm gonna beat your ass"

"Not if i get Tha king from Woodhaven to help me"

"O shit you know him, umm shit im sorry"

"ya, thats wat i thought, Thanx to Tha king"
by R2d207 August 02, 2009
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