wood splint 

When one uses a dildo or a strap-on that is made out of wood causing splinters in their vag or ass

the wood splint i used last night made my ass fell really weird

wood splint by Hot_sausage11 May 13, 2016

split wood 

phrase used when you get with a girl at a bar or party take her home and get her naked, sounds good right, well half way through you realize that she is fucking nasty, fugly and fat AH SHIT DAMMIT gross, so you say you remember some thing and split with a wood

the yag-bombs finally wore off and i found myself fucking bigfoot, hair and all, so i had to split wood and haven't mentioned it sense.

split wood by Jay-Hawk October 3, 2007

Split the Wood 

When two girls, often friends, agree to engage in a threesome with a man. This mans' "wood" or penis is being "split"

Sally: I want to fuck Joe.
Sue: Me too!
Sally: We could "Split the Wood"

Split the Wood by C&M Definitions May 21, 2013

Split the wood 

A mark ass nigga that splits the backwood instead of unraveling the backwood

Yo this nigga Marcus deadass just split the wood

Split the wood by Splithewood December 2, 2016

WoodSplitter Fanfare 

The song that plays when you need to go take a shit really bad.

BRO I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT REAL BAD BRO
"WoodSplitter Fanfare plays in the background"

WoodSplitter Fanfare by Ikonik_delta341 March 7, 2022