The condition of having one's penis in a state of chaffing or sever burning from too much self-love without enough lubrication, or a dry hand job, or any other action that would result in such a tragic effect.
"No man, I gotta give little Jimmy a rest downstairs. I have mad wood burn after messing around with that chick last night."
"Damn."
"Damn."
by DJ Al December 19, 2007
by Nickiminajisgod June 19, 2021
Small business ran by a girlboss! She may be Brocken but, it’s beautiful!! She makes adorable custom wood burned pieces for everyone!
by KFC raid June 22, 2021
by taylorswift4life13 June 29, 2021
An exclamation of alarm, horror, or befuddlement. Typically reserved for English classes and bookstores.
"Arthur Miller's dead? The woods are burning!"
or
"That was a picture of a man nipple? THE WOODS ARE BURNING!"
or
"That was a picture of a man nipple? THE WOODS ARE BURNING!"
by alexthepagan August 08, 2008
Captain Don: "You're gonna have to take every other draw tonight, because scottie crab got hurt, so its just you and dunny in the circles tonight. But I need you to pace yourself it's the Championship game for all the marbles"
Slick Willie: "No problem I'll just play Center lock and only jump up in the play at key moments to save energy"
Scottie Crab: ahh Jeff were you (on the way to the rink) burning wood (again)
Slick Willie: "No problem I'll just play Center lock and only jump up in the play at key moments to save energy"
Scottie Crab: ahh Jeff were you (on the way to the rink) burning wood (again)
by ScaldedDog August 05, 2009
It is getting a little chilly out here. Let's go inside and continue this conversation while burning wood.
by Burning Man September 06, 2011