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The act or action of misspelling woman when talking about an attractive piece of metal
“WOW! Plankton’s WONAN sure is a piece of work, I would love to treat her right”, said Mr.Crabs.
wonan by Spongetongelicker June 23, 2021
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“…if want something done, ask a woman” 

“…if want something done, ask a woman” — the entire quote is: “If you want something said ask a man; and if you want something done, ask a woman.”

This quote was used with great effect by Niki Haley during the 2023 Surrender Day Eve Republican debates.

The only woman on stage, she used this saying to attack the “Demi-masculine MAGA boys” surrounding her.

Haley herself attributed this saying to former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher; and Harley’s delivery was flawless and absolutely castrating!

Seven men probably checked for their ball-sacks after leaving the stage they shared with Haley — except for the Miami Mascot, Ron DeSantis, who has already been neutered by Donald Trump
If you want something said ask a man…
“…if want something done, ask a woman”.
Related Words

Gossipy Old Woman 

An elderly female who spreads rumors and senators Lisa Murkowski and Joe Manchin
You remind me of a gossipy old woman. Do you always spread/start gossip. Believe me if they were dating you would never have pictures, they would hide their relationship. Friends will just laugh together and Allow every picture you want. Click away Trumper.

just killed a woman, feeling good 

A term first coined by one TommyInnit when he killed a woman in a video game.
Wilbur: *talking eloquently*
TommyInnit: “Just killed a woman, feeling good.”

Womanbitching 

The reverse of mansplaining; When a woman, (usually a feminist) complains, yells, or argues about pointless and idiotic things, usually thinly veiled under the context of equality. The truly equal counterpart to the common feminist term.
"That stupid feminist won't stop womanbitching!"
Womanbitching by Saltiestbagel March 24, 2017

Super Woman 

Referring to the Supreme Sex that is biologically female.
Girl 1: I’m a Super Woman.

Girl 2: I’m confused... Is that meant to be similar to Wonder Woman or super woman?

Girl 3: No, it’s meant to mean I’m a Supreme Sex — there 2 Supreme sexes one being a Super Man — essentially we’re the highest authority regarding sex

Just killed a woman, feeling good! 

A popular quote by TommyInnit, A Minecraft YouTuber after killing another player in the game.
Hello Katherine!
*kills her*
Just killed a woman, feeling good!
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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