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Tiny, useless invertebrate incapable of making a decision until it’s made for him.
Stop being such a Manchin and make a decision already.
Manchin by Yak-Shavings October 5, 2018
A bowel movement that has blood in it.
I dropped a Manchin and had to consult with a health professional .
Manchin by howunfortunate March 6, 2021
/Man-chin/

1. A sinister grifter and/or political hack who lines their own pockets at the betrayal of everything and everyone they pretend to represent.
2. A corporate or pharmaceutical executive who fights to maintain a monopoly while skyrocketing the price of life-saving drugs (also see Shkreli).
3. A political lobbyist who works as a type of utility to assist definitions 1 and 2.
1. I know, Little Timmy. We all wish we never heard the name Manchin.
2. Yeah, that carpetbagger over there with the lady chin. That's Manchin.
3. My name is Joe Manchin and I'm here to say, give me some kickbacks or I'm voting nay."
Manchin by Ben Charm-Öta September 12, 2021
/Man-chin/

1. A sinister grifter and/or political hack who lines their own pockets at the betrayal of everything and everyone they pretend to represent.
2. A corporate or pharmaceutical executive who fights to maintain a monopoly while skyrocketing the price of life-saving drugs (also see Shkreli).
3. A political lobbyist who works as a type of utility to assist definitions 1 and 2.
1. I know, Little Timmy. We all wish we never heard the name Manchin.
2. Yeah, that carpetbagger over there with the lady chin. That's Manchin.
3. My name is Joe Manchin and I'm here to say, give me some kickbacks or I'm voting nay."
Manchin by Ben Charm-Öta September 12, 2021
When a person with a position of power chooses to cook the planet through either their production of hot air, voting for "Burn Baby Burn" policies, or by enriching their absurdly wealthy friends that are living only for today without concern for their heirs.
I wanted to party like it was 1999, but our good ol' boy Mr. Burns pulled a Manchin, bless his heart, and now we're all dancing on these scorching hot coals in Dante's Inferno.
Manchin by Zappoblappo October 15, 2021