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won't flush 

phrase to add to the end of a sentence in regards to a household appliance to indicate that it has been peed on. Used by a person so drunk, they no longer recognize the proper place to urinate or poop.
Hey man, your DVD player won't flush.

or;
Hey, your clock won't flush.

or;
I was just in the room with the thing over there and your bed won't flush.

or;
I think you need to call someone because I can't get your refrigerator to do the thing and it won't flush.

or;
Man, I'm so drunk I couldn't figure out your Xbox and now it won't flush.
won't flush by calvinke March 12, 2011
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Like a turd that won't flush. 

“Like a turd that won't flush” can mean an excrement that you can‘t flush down the toilet. But when said to someone or about someone, it means an irritating person that just won’t go away.

It is mostly used in the latter sense.
Example 1:

He just keeps on bugging everyone and doesn’t know when to go away, like a turd that won't flush.

Example 2:

Guy 1: I don’t want him to come with us!

Guy 2: So why don’t we ignore him, and he might take the hint.

Guy 1: I doubt it, he’s like a turd that won't flush.

turd that won't flush 

1. An extremely annoying person that keeps coming back and annoying you after repeatedly telling them to leave you alone.
2. Anything that is annoying that keeps recurring or reappearing.
Telemarketers are turds that won't flush.

turd that won't flush 

An annoying person who keeps popping up everywhere. Just when you think this person has dropped of the face of the earth, they show up. Similar when flushing a toilet, you walk away and notice the turd hasn't gone down all the way, requiring you to walk back, wait for the water to refill and reflush...
Man, that Mario Lopez from Saved By The Bell is a turd that won't flush. Just when I think his career is over, he jumps back into a made for tv movie.
turd that won't flush by earn7 December 9, 2008

That shit wont flush

When a person is displeased with a situation or current event
Peter: I hate it when Matthew steals my Tequila and tonic
Tom: "That shit wont flush"

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
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Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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