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won’t’n’I 

To respond in a deliberately evasive or ambiguous manner when asked if one will take care of a task, responsibility, or obligation; to sidestep a commitment with intentional vagueness.
When asked if he’d finally file the report, James just smiled and said, “Oh, I’ll get to it… won’t’n’I?”
• Her won’t’n’I answer left everyone unsure if the job would actually get done.
won’t’n’I by nonsbr September 23, 2025
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won’t’n’I 

To respond in a deliberately evasive or ambiguous manner when asked if one will take care of a task, responsibility, or obligation; to sidestep a commitment with intentional vagueness.
When asked if he’d finally file the report, James just smiled and said, “Oh, I’ll get to it… won’t’n’I?”
• Her won’t’n’I answer left everyone unsure if the job would actually get done.
won’t’n’I by nonsbr September 23, 2025

late night stick that won't quit 

When a guy wakes up in the middle of the night, with a huge erection. A guy will try to ignore his erection and try to go back to sleep (because when you're tired, it's hard to wank it).

The problem with this is, the more you ignore it, the harder it gets and the longer it keeps you awake. So you're only choice is to just beat it, ejaculate, and go to sleep in your orgasmic state.
I woke up at 3 in the morning last night, and had a late night stick that won't quit, and I was up 'till 4:30 until I decided to just beat it the fuck up.

nigga who wont get on the game 

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026