3 definitions by earn7

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An annoying person who keeps popping up everywhere. Just when you think this person has dropped of the face of the earth, they show up. Similar when flushing a toilet, you walk away and notice the turd hasn't gone down all the way, requiring you to walk back, wait for the water to refill and reflush...
Man, that Mario Lopez from Saved By The Bell is a turd that won't flush. Just when I think his career is over, he jumps back into a made for tv movie.
by earn7 November 19, 2008
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When a woman has large erect nipples.
Wow those girls tits look like midget fists.
by earn7 November 19, 2008
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An idiot, who is the cock which is to be smacked among ones face.
"Jimmy, quit be a cocksmack and get out of shotgun, I called it."
by earn7 November 19, 2008
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