wompey

Usually used for females, a derogatory term for one who displays the potential of becoming a wompus. She may text, call, email, facebook stalk, or follow her prey, but she has not yet reached the status of wompus.

It is a truncated form of "wompellum" which is the diminutive of "wompus."

"Hey man, how's that girl treating you?"
"Well, she's starting to text daily. I think she's a wompey."
"Oh. I'm so sorry to hear that."

wompey by Jack Greyy January 14, 2009

womper stompers 

them shit fila shoes

ay lad see the womper stompers on her

womper stompers by cameron cock February 21, 2019

wompe

A shortened version of "womp womp" (a lighthearted phrase that indicates a loss), but in spanish.

Pronounced WOM-peh.

Synonym: too bad (pronounced "TOOO baaaaad..." with "too" being of a higher pitch than "bad.")

person 1: dude, did you get that girl's number last night? She was HOTTTT...."
person 2: um, that "girl" was a man.
observer: wompe.

wompe by Eleirbag December 27, 2009

Womply 

So damn cute

Aww look at that womply little wombat!

Womply by johnnygrass September 30, 2011

Womped 

To be totally destroyed, humiliated/embarrassed in a sporting or gaming event.

Joe: Did you see the Leafs game last night
James: Yeah, the Sens womped them 7-0!

Michael: I just womped Dan in a game of Hockey, he sucks.

Womped by [M]agus January 23, 2006

Wompergagging 

A combination of excessive womping e.g. talking, gossip and lollygagging e.g. dawdle, loaf, To dawdle, usually holding someone up or delaying some other action. Mostly occurs when people are driving while talking on their cell phones, going too slow and creating miles of traffic backup.

The lady in front of me on the highway was wompergagging causing me to be late for my appointment.

Wompergagging by no womping June 22, 2011

Wet Wompy 

The act of ejaculating into your hand after intercourse, rubbing the semen on your testicles, and prodceding to tea bag your partner.

Bob gave his mother a wet wompy last night

Wet Wompy by Pwn-Star September 29, 2006