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Sad, apathetic, listless, feeling a little gray or under the weather. Basically a case of the "blahs."
I'm not up to going dancing; I feel a little womply tonight.
womply by Crystallyn November 29, 2007
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womplaining 

Not to be confused with Womsplaning or Femsplaning (Which is just Mansplaning from a woman’s perspective)...

Womplaning is when a woman complains online and expects only validation as a response instead of a proposed solution.

If a solution is proposed, it will be responded to with an accusation of Mansplaning, whether or not the responder is a man.
Woman: Do men know how many times we rewrite tweets to make SURE it doesn't look like we're asking for advice?

Responder: Um, are you asking for advice on how to solve that problem?

Woman: No! Not interested in your Mansplaning!

Responder: Then, you want an answer to the question do men know how many times you rewrite tweets to make SURE it doesn't look like you’re asking for advice?

Woman: No asshole, I’m just complaining.

Responder: You mean “Womplaining”.
womplaining by Hang on Sloopy November 6, 2017

Wet Wompy 

The act of ejaculating into your hand after intercourse, rubbing the semen on your testicles, and prodceding to tea bag your partner.
Bob gave his mother a wet wompy last night
Wet Wompy by Pwn-Star September 29, 2006

Wompyjawed 

Will not work properly, screwed up, messed up, cross eyed, crooked, etc.
After that guy got beat up, he looked all wompyjawed.
Wompyjawed by TheBamaBean March 31, 2015
"My Wompy Hurts"
"Stop acting like a wompy"
wompy by Tinibiggs March 31, 2009

wompy jawed 

a word meaning mis aligned or crooked.
a car has a bent wheel. friend "a" said to friend "b" yo dude look at that car, it got a wompy jawed wheel!
wompy jawed by yo'dude January 21, 2010