Wombey 

Used to Describe what a baby looks like fresh out of the womb. Usually while it is still all gooey and gross.

Guy 1: Did you see that baby shoot out of her snatch like that?

Guy 2: Yeah man, it was all wombey and terrible looking.

Guy 1: I think I got some in my mouth.

Wombey by Gtipleb March 29, 2013

womby 

the feeling of ultimate comfort achieved when one is all wrapped up in something a bit constricting and warm

today's weather makes me want to go home and get all womby in my bed

womby by phoenixild January 6, 2010

wobbey 

The weird sound that Darth Vader makes on Halo: Marine Tales. Darth Vader replaces one of the prophets, and stormtroopers replace the grunts and elites. All darth can say is 'Wobbey".

Darth Vader- "Wobbey. Wobbey. Woooobbbeeeyy. Wobbey wobbey wobbey."

Marine 1- "Uhhhhh.... what's a Wobbey?"

Marine 2- " Ssshhhhhhhhhhhhh......... you'll piss it off...."

Darth Vader- "WOBBEY!!!!"

wobbey by Nigel Vaillancourt July 28, 2006

Womber 

The expulsion of internal gasses via the anus and vagina contemporaneously. A fart plus a queef expelled in unison resulting in a terrible stench worse than any fart or queef alone.

Generally requires the wombing female to have recently ingested a chili filled bread bowl and cheap alcohol within weeks of frequent unprotected vaginal intercourse with unhygienic/unemployed sexual partners whose semen was left to decompose within her ample vagina.

The smell is so foul that it is presumed to incubate deep within the body, hence the root word 'womb'.

Although most frequently used as a noun (i.e. a womber), may also be used as a verb (i.e. "She has been wombing all night.")

That girl at Gen Con just dropped a womber so foul that we all almost vomited.

Did someone just burn a pile of rotting skunk fetuses? No, the woman in the Bon Jovi t-shirt eating a taco just released a womber.

Womber by Amerigo Vespucci von Rodney January 7, 2010

wombed 

to fully engulf someones head under your shirt while you're wearing it; to lift your shirt over someones head as if they were in your belly

nothing more disgustin than getting wombed by a hairy dude

bridget just got wombed

wombed by fdejnbdb'mw May 26, 2011

Womber 

A fart/queef combo so vile, it can only have originated from the deepest bowels of a woman's uterus. It combines the smells associated with a regular fart -- one that begins in the colon and slides past some poo to eventually exit the anus -- with whatever gasses are generated inside a woman's menstruating womb. These two mixtures are expelled at the same time and the meet in the world to form a very unhappy union. Wombers smell bad.

Ann Marie, was that you? Next time you're going to drop a womber like that, let me know so I can get my hazmat suit.

Womber by The Gamehole January 7, 2010

womberang 

a predatory, usually 30 something female, born to breed and desperate for a(nother) child; an estrogenic timebomb.

don't go there man, she's got that air of desperation about her - a right womberang in waiting.

womberang by mortyOz July 14, 2009