Womply

So damn cute

Aww look at that womply little wombat!

by johnnygrass September 30, 2011

womply

Sad, apathetic, listless, feeling a little gray or under the weather. Basically a case of the "blahs."

I'm not up to going dancing; I feel a little womply tonight.

by Crystallyn November 29, 2007

womplaining

Not to be confused with Womsplaning or Femsplaning (Which is just Mansplaning from a woman’s perspective)...

Womplaning is when a woman complains online and expects only validation as a response instead of a proposed solution.

If a solution is proposed, it will be responded to with an accusation of Mansplaning, whether or not the responder is a man.

Woman: Do men know how many times we rewrite tweets to make SURE it doesn't look like we're asking for advice?

Responder: Um, are you asking for advice on how to solve that problem?

Woman: No! Not interested in your Mansplaning!

Responder: Then, you want an answer to the question do men know how many times you rewrite tweets to make SURE it doesn't look like you’re asking for advice?

Woman: No asshole, I’m just complaining.

Responder: You mean “Womplaining”.

by Hang on Sloopy November 6, 2017

Wet Wompy

The act of ejaculating into your hand after intercourse, rubbing the semen on your testicles, and prodceding to tea bag your partner.

Bob gave his mother a wet wompy last night

by Pwn-Star September 29, 2006

Wompyjawed

Will not work properly, screwed up, messed up, cross eyed, crooked, etc.

After that guy got beat up, he looked all wompyjawed.

by TheBamaBean March 31, 2015

wompy

Another term for vagina

"My Wompy Hurts"
"Stop acting like a wompy"

by Tinibiggs March 31, 2009

wompy jawed

a word meaning mis aligned or crooked.

a car has a bent wheel. friend "a" said to friend "b" yo dude look at that car, it got a wompy jawed wheel!

by yo'dude January 21, 2010