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Waste of fucking time and money
I went to see a speech by George W. Bush.
That was a woftam
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WOFTAM by morack December 23, 2008
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Waste of Fucking Time and Money; pronounced "Waft am"
"The Boss has sent me on another WOFTAM trip"
WOFTAM by Chris June 18, 2006
Waste of Fucking Time and Money
a: "How's it going with your girlfriend?"
b: "It was just a WOFTAM!"
a: "Shame."
WOFTAM by JirasMan February 20, 2017
1. A person who is, as per the definition of WOFT, a Waste Of Fuckin' Time.

2. Commonly used for friendly name-calling amongst a close-knit but growing international society of alcoholic metalheads. Sometimes used as a term of endearment and occasionally compliment (confusingly). Popular in Australia's underground.
1. Shiny-nosed tux-wearing narcissist wanted for the job of overthrowing the government and assuming the premiership; no woftas please.

"Where's everyone else?" "At home being fuckin' woftas."

2. "Where you going tonight?" "Be out with these woftas most likely"

"His guitar playing is excellent. What a wofta!"
Wofta by Witchfinder Joneral August 16, 2012

wootamuffinz

The excessive fat rolls of an overweight person.
Oh my god Brandee, look at her wootamuffinz!
wootamuffinz by Dr. Dave M. April 24, 2007
n. "Waste Of Time And Money". Something that is a complete waste of one's energy, preferrably something that that person is paying for.
That 3-day trip for a copy of Superman 64 was SUCH a wotam.
wotam by 2sock April 17, 2006
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