WOFTAM

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Waste Of Fucking Time And Money

WOFTAM by Karsoe March 1, 2003

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WOFTAM

Waste of fucking time and money

I went to see a speech by George W. Bush.
That was a woftam
.

WOFTAM by morack December 23, 2008

Related Words

WOFTAM • Wofambo • wotam • WAFTAM • Wofta • wootamuffinz • W.E.F.T.A.M. • wofty minge

WOFTAM

Waste of Fucking Time and Money; pronounced "Waft am"

"The Boss has sent me on another WOFTAM trip"

WOFTAM by Chris June 18, 2006

WOFTAM

Waste of Fucking Time and Money

a: "How's it going with your girlfriend?"
b: "It was just a WOFTAM!"
a: "Shame."

WOFTAM by JirasMan February 20, 2017

Wofta

1. A person who is, as per the definition of WOFT, a Waste Of Fuckin' Time.

2. Commonly used for friendly name-calling amongst a close-knit but growing international society of alcoholic metalheads. Sometimes used as a term of endearment and occasionally compliment (confusingly). Popular in Australia's underground.

1. Shiny-nosed tux-wearing narcissist wanted for the job of overthrowing the government and assuming the premiership; no woftas please.

"Where's everyone else?" "At home being fuckin' woftas."

2. "Where you going tonight?" "Be out with these woftas most likely"

"His guitar playing is excellent. What a wofta!"

Wofta by Witchfinder Joneral August 16, 2012

wootamuffinz

The excessive fat rolls of an overweight person.

Oh my god Brandee, look at her wootamuffinz!

wootamuffinz by Dr. Dave M. April 24, 2007

wotam

n. "Waste Of Time And Money". Something that is a complete waste of one's energy, preferrably something that that person is paying for.

That 3-day trip for a copy of Superman 64 was SUCH a wotam.

wotam by 2sock April 17, 2006

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

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