woft

Acronym for "Waste Of Fucking Time". Very useful in the modern corporate environment.

That last meeting was a total woft.

by Zog The Undeniable January 23, 2004

WOFT

Warrant Officer Flight Training, a US Army program to produce mostly Rotary Wing Aviators holding ranks between Warrant Officer 1 and Chief Warrant Officer 5. It is conducted at Ft. Rucker, Alabama.

James is going into WOFT at to become a US Army helicopter pilot.

by Apache Longbow Chief August 20, 2010

woft

the act of waving the smell of a fart toward another person as to share your "gift" with others

I totally wofted my fart at you. Enjoy!

by JPJamal June 26, 2009

WOFT

Waste of Fucking Time.

Often used in reference to useless females.

"Man, this girl gave me a handjob and expected that to be that, didn't finish the job. What a WOFT."

by Maness April 23, 2006

woft

The method of fanning away a smell.

Shawna used her blankets to woft a fart towards Tyler.

by Turtle Thruster June 28, 2014

WOFT

WASTE OF FUCKING TIME , AS person of thing that wastes your time for no good reason

When a customer comes in an asks a bunch of questions but never was going to buy the product.

"That guy is such a WOFT , don't even bother trying . Someone that wastes a persons time for no reason
I just spend all afternoon cooking and they cancelled last minute what a WOFT

by LostMujer86 November 15, 2016

Woft

Woft. (verb)
Technically it stands for : Waste Of Freakin Time = w.o.f.t.

Used to describe someone who IS a waste of freaking time or someone thats really annoying or repetitively making stupid mistakes.

Ugh that b**** is being such a Woft

Can she, like, stop, wofting the eff around?

by Peridubs August 22, 2010