Acronym for "Waste Of Fucking Time". Very useful in the modern corporate environment.
That last meeting was a total woft.
by Zog The Undeniable January 23, 2004
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the act of waving the smell of a fart toward another person as to share your "gift" with others
I totally wofted my fart at you. Enjoy!
by JPJamal June 26, 2009
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Shawna used her blankets to woft a fart towards Tyler.
by Turtle Thruster June 29, 2014
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Waste Of Fucking Time and Effort. Used as an adjective.
"That was a pretty WOFTE meeting"
"Damn this job is WOFTE!"
by danmur May 25, 2006
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A: What have you been up to?
B: Wofting all day long.

A: How was the party last night?
B: Just a woft!
by By BY July 19, 2011
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Warrant Officer Flight Training, a US Army program to produce mostly Rotary Wing Aviators holding ranks between Warrant Officer 1 and Chief Warrant Officer 5. It is conducted at Ft. Rucker, Alabama.
James is going into WOFT at to become a US Army helicopter pilot.
by Apache Longbow Chief August 20, 2010
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Waste of Fucking Time.

Often used in reference to useless females.
"Man, this girl gave me a handjob and expected that to be that, didn't finish the job. What a WOFT."
by Maness April 5, 2006
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